Thursday, September 24, 2009

Microwaves.

I think this is one of those things that is totally from the future that we take for granted in that regard. It's a little box that you put your cold, icy food into, press a few buttons with a "beep-beep-dee-boop", wait a minute or two, and suddenly your dish is appealing and steaming with heat. Once again, after some more satisfying beeping. 

"I can repel a compliment with the best of them, karate blocking kind words back out into the atmosphere even as you try to share them about something I've done. But I treat the negative comments like P-Diddy at a night club. "Right this way sir. Here's the VIP section of my heart. Enjoy your stay." - "Prodigal Jon" - Stuff Christians Like

6 comments:

Cosmo said...

I wonder if in the future there will be a little box that you can put steaming hot food into which, with a few beeps, could cool down food in seconds?

Very handy for people with young kids, I'd think.

Nicoley said...

Microwave food isn't that appealing.

Phiasmir said...

Perhaps not the same as freshy made food, but for leftovers it is the next best thing! Especially for food that gets better over time!

Phiasmir said...

Wait Cosmo, wait! There may be something in your words! I propose a superfridgerator. Using ridiculous amounts of freon pumped through expanders and condensers powered by a car engine, it will be able to flash-freeze an entire herd of cattle in 7.2 seconds.

Cosmo said...

But I could never eat an entire herd...especially a frozen one.

Phiasmir said...

We'll call 'em cowsickles. Sell 'em a dime a dozen. We'll be rich, rich I tell you! Rich beyond our wildest dreams!